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I wish you success with your dreams   It"s easy if we work in teams   So all in due course   Lets give it more sauce   It isn"t as tough as it seems(佚名)


Although I practiced math every day.
I got a sad grad.
It nearly cut my head.
Mom asked me to find out mistake.
I told her I’m not bad.
She smiled and went away.
The school meeting is coming next day.
I just want to be dead.
I realized I’m really afraid.
I’m afraid what the teacher will say.
I’m afraid when it will rain.
I’m afraid of the aggressive dad.
I hope math teacher to be kind.
Be kind to the girl who wants to cry.

want to die
the math teacher


谁能帮我写5首英文的 五行打油诗!(LIMERICK)急!

God saw me hungry,he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark,he created light
He saw me without problems,he created YOU.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn"t it rain on you?
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Roses are red,Violets are blue.
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don"t feel so angry you will find me there too.
Not in cage but laughing at you.


”打油诗”三个字 英文怎么翻?

打油诗 [简明汉英词典]
ragged verse
例句 :
nonsense verse
This rhymster has written mainly doggerel.
Edward Lear"s wonderful nonsense.
Crudely or irregularly fashioned verse,often of a humorous or burlesque nature.
He is full of imagination and can knock off a limerick in a few minutes.
To have the catchy sound of a simple,repetitious rhyme or doggerel.
A light humorous,nonsensical,or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.




There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he"s a college professor.
There once was a lady,Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin"
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she"d never benzene
There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page,sporting section and all.
There was an old man of Philly,
Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.
He quit his job at the jail,
for a dolphin and whale,
And so was the life of Wee Willy.
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and just meowed
There once was a old man from Norway -
who cussed as he sat in a doorway-
the door smacked him flat-
and he yelled "what was that"?
that disgruntled old man from Norway!
There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.


拜托!明天外语课就靠这了. 不然我就死的很难堪. 拜托了.

There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger

Two towers crashed down from the sky
Causing innocent people to die
Terror and war
What is it for?
I never will understand why

A Limerick for Paul
A middle aged man called Paul
Said "No" when his angel did call
Please go away
I want to stay
I"m living and having a ball
I know that I"ll meet you one day
But for now just please go away
I"m writing a book
If you want you can look
Just go and let me have my say
I"m good you can check with my wife
But sometimews I find I"m in strife
Don"t pinch my car
Or you won"t get far
And I"ll make you pay with your life
I don"t want to meet the Grim Reaper
But he seems to think he"s my keeper
Now"s not my time
I"m busy with rhyme
He"ll just have to dig that grave deeper
There once was a girl called Christine
She smoked far too much nicotine
She coughed and she spluttered
The Doc came and muttered
She has to go in quarantine
There once was a girl called Monique
She had such a perfect physique
Her bust is so round
But mine can"t be found
Beside her I feel quite a freak
Bertie and Gertie
A couple called Bertie and Gertie
Said life will begin when you"re thirty
You lose inhibition
Try any position
Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
Don"t read your teenagers diary
Life at home could become fiery
It"s an easier task
More respectful to ask
Just make a discreet enquiry
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he"s a college professor.
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.
Let the heart soar freely in the sky.
Get ready for the moment to strike.
It is the day
To fight with grace
Give us the sword to win or die.
There was a girl called Jane Eyre
Sitting at night that dark as her hair
Hard as she thought
Forgot all had been taught
She soon fell asleep in the armchair【英语打油诗】



There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he"s a college professor



Music,when soft voices die
Music,when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory,
Odours,when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.
Rose leaves,when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved"s bed;
And so thy thoughts,when thou art gone,
love itself shall slumber on.



No matter the ending is perfect or not,you cannot disappear from my world.
Love ,promised between the fingers
Finger rift,twisted in the love
When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt
Love is like a butterfly.It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.
If I know what love is,it is because of you




Humpty-dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty-dumpty had a great fall.
All the King"s horses
And all the King"s men
Can not put Humpty-dumpty together again.
Humpty-dumpty 是一只大鸡蛋.
英语里的Humpty-dumpty 比喻一经损坏就无法修复的东西.





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